TF Kelley - SD Onions
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Triumph of the Neuro-Paradisiac – is a wild ride in our new dystopian America. In Triumph, I, S.D. Onions, foresaw today's trajectory: a single political party, a police state, Congress giving up its checks and balances, the future of concentration camps in the US, the many dead, and the insatiable power- and money-hungry demons. In Triumph, Grandpa Wilkins knew a time of horses, but those days crashed and burned for him in 1966. Back then, honesty was 'in' and people expected you to be virtuous. There was even an innocence in commerce.
In our darkly humorous, dystopian today, Frye travels the world in his air ambulance-equipped Learjet with frozen cadavers or those living but deadly sick with Covid-19, Ebola, and more. While in deepest, darkest Africa, Frye Wilkins, and his lover, Sander, astonishingly discover the ultimate neuro-paradisiac - SofCart. At this point, you might ask…what is a neuro-paradisiac? It's like an aphrodisiac, but much more comprehensive, enlightening. One small bite of this prehistoric caviar called SofCart and you become superman or superwoman. And, the ultra-wealthy gobble up SofCart to no end - at $240,000 each - exposing the evil in their hearts. Then, President Triumph eats Frye's caviar SofCart! What could go wrong?
Triumph is also about those who have not. Where do these self-righteous bastards, the have-nots, draw the line? Murder? Indeed! Triumph is a dystopian tale of generational change – living in President Triumph's present-day 'Merica – where have-nots, meth addicts KT Rich-Mankiller and Arvid Stansbury plot to kill one of the world's wealthiest men. And any one of them will do. Triumph is a love story and a power struggle – one having strange sexual, political, and economic twists – like we see today in Trump 2.0. Everything explodes when Frye's precious SofCart ignites an unthinkable power struggle between the world's most powerful Elites, and the warnings reverberate through the FOXCON, FOXFAB, savior wires, and Falsebook.
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This darkly humorous novel will having you laughing out loud and later crying to yourself. You'll find iIt's wildly relevant in Trump 2.0.
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Triumph of the Neuro-Paradisiac
A very wild ride through today's dystopian America
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